toastbutteregg:

i feel this on every level

boyboobs:

my thirsty ass could never be a chemist

derinthescarletpescatarian:

rwoh:

muppethole:

any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion

“from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality” took me out

That was the concussion

ilexdiapason:

tmmyhug:

despite all my dread i am still just a girl in a bed

despite all my gloom i am still just a guy in my room

mens-rights-activia:

skatalite:

i would be such a shit dj I just know i’d keep throwing the tom and jerry scream in my mixes